2005-04-15 - 12:15 a.m.
I decided today that in my last will and testament to prevent people from showing up at my wake and funeral who i really didn't care about and who are just showing up for, most likely, selfish reasons, I am going to contain a VIP List. Only those on my VIP Wake and Funeral list will be allowed to come to my wake and funeral to view my body. Will YOU make the list? Who knows...
I also want my wake to have an open bar and I will make a list of music that i will be played during the course of my wake and funeral...everything will go according to my plans and specifications. I'm also throwing around the idea of a Jedi funeral pyre...i think that would leave a great impression. (thanks michael). Lastly, I'm thinking about putting "The Force was Truly With Him" on my tombstone.
I would love to hear any other thoughts or suggestions.
